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Barenaked Ladies - If I Had A Million Dollars

Barenaked Ladies - If I Had A Million Dollars

If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well, I? d buy you a house
I would buy you a house

And if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
I? d buy you furniture for your house
Maybe a nice chesterfield or an ottoman

And if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well, I? d buy you a K-Car
A nice reliant automobile
And if I had a million dollars, I? d buy your love

If I had a million dollars
I? d build a tree-fort in our yard
If I had a million dollars you could help
It wouldn? t be that hard

If I had a million dollars
Maybe we could put a little tiny fridge
In there somewhere
We could just go up there and hang out

Like open the fridge and stuff
And there? d all be foods laid out for us
Like little pre-wrapped sausages and things

They have pre-wrapped sausages
But they don? t have pre-wrapped bacon
Well, can you blame them?
Yeah

If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well, I? d buy you a fur a coat
But not a real fur coat, that? s cruel

And if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well, I? d buy you an exotic pet
Yep, like a llama or an emu

And if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well, I? d buy you John Merrick? s remains
All them crazy elephant bones
And if I had a million dollars I? d buy your love

If I had a million dollars
We wouldn? t have to walk to the store
If I had a million dollars
We? d take a Limousine? cause it costs more

If I had a million dollars
We wouldn? t have to eat Kraft dinner
But we would eat Kraft dinner

Of course we would, we? d just eat more
And buy really expensive ketchups with it
That? s right, all the fanciest Dijon ketchups

If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well, I? d buy you a green dress
But not a real green dress, that? s cruel

And if I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well, I? d buy you some art
A Picasso or a Garfunkel

If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
Well, I? d buy you a monkey
Haven? t you always wanted a monkey?
If I had a million dollars I? d buy your love

If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
If I had a million dollars
I? d be rich